Posts Tagged ‘Henri Godenot’

Founder’s Day impressions

by on Sunday, March 8th, 2015

The Founder’s Day celebration took place on Saturday, March 7.

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“Not a week goes by without some new person saying what a beautiful region we live in. Not a week goes by without hearing someone who lives here muse happily about the comfort and refuge they find here,” said Mayor Godenot. “It is my sincere pleasure to walk in the paths laid down by those wonderful women, Mama Cree and Miz Gabi. Join me in honoring our founders, and thank them by enjoying the beautiful places they have given us.”

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The mayor’s “Leap of Faith” landed him squarely in the the bucket, traditionally ensuring another year of excellent luck for New Toulouse.

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Following the ceremonial paying of the Lafitte’s rent meter, celebrants gathered on Bourbon for a street party.

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Partygoers enjoyed the performance of visiting musician Mr. Bohemian, whose original songs in at least three different languages were an especially big hit.

Photo credit: Kristine Jinx-Kristan and Nikita Weymann.


A. Flyonthewall just wants to blend in.

A Founder’s Day invitation from the mayor

by on Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

Mayor Godenot

Mayor Godenot

Good people of New Toulouse,

I would like to invite you to join me this weekend to celebrate the founding of New Toulouse seven years ago.

Festivities will begin at 12:45 PM on Saturday, March 7, with a speech and ceremony outside my home, and at 1:00 we will have a street party by the firehouse with a live concert by Untolerable Bohemian.

Please join me on March 7 to celebrate seven years of our fair parish!

—Henri

Letter to the editor

by on Sunday, January 25th, 2015

Has the world gone mad? Or just that fishwrapper you call a newspaper?

As I sit at my table drinking my coffee, I put down the important matters of the day and pick up your paper to see if there is any important news.

Is there any news from Washington? Congress is in session, they could enact a tariff that would wreck our sugar farmers. No mention.

Is there any news from Europe? They’re fighting over there, and the maps are being revised daily. But nothing.

Mexico is a tinderbox, our neighbors are suffering in the throes of revolution. Not a word of that.

A religious fervor is gripping the nation. Religious folk like Billy Sunday are telling us to get into the war. Any mention of that in the Tattler? Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing worth reading, and what is there is badly edited.

Huge amounts of space that could have been dedicated to farm prices and ship landings and world events devoted to someone’s complaint about a model for a Lake Cow ad?

An advertisement depicting green Tabasco for a party thrown in 2015? Okay, perhaps I understand that one, the proprietress does run an opium den; perhaps her addled self has confused our new Twentieth Century with the year 2015. Or maybe the problem is not the smoke from the Opium Den, but from the Editor’s desk. But green Tabasco? Who would believe such madness?

I remain (disappointed),

The Mayor

Keeping to our policy for letters, we have only lightly edited the above for ease of reading. —Ed.

Sightings

by on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014

Mayor Godenot and Miss Weymann, at the Year-End Financial Meeting, carefully calculating whether New Toulouse Parish is still solvent

Mayor Godenot and Miss Weymann, at the Year-End Financial Meeting, carefully calculating whether New Toulouse Parish is still solvent

The Curious Ghost

by on Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014

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When I finally got out of bed this evening and took a stroll in the city, I found Miss Nikita at the land office staring at all the unopened mail. She slipped me the following comment with a scowl on her face: “I’m not opening all this mail! And Yvonne is on vacation too. Hey look, this envelope is stamped OPEN IMMEDIATELY, CONTAINS BRIBE.”
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Not only will the mayor have lots of work on his hands when he returns from lazy time, but he might also get a little shock. Jimmeh closed his cinema and went traveling, and instead we have got a lovely psychic cafe and curiosity shop in that spot, run by the Whitefalcons. In fact, the whole block has changed.
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If this arouses Mayor Godenot’s curiosity over what else is new in the city, he might also notice the Cuban lady ZunZun Clarity’s guest exhibition at Azucar Gallery.

When I met the artist, she told me that she mixes in her own art with well-known art from Cuba, but the audience has to guess which art is hers. I have no idea how long this exhibition is going on, so if the mayor does not see it while checking up on his city, he may miss it.
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It must be fun and exhausting to be mayor in a city that changes a lot over just a few days, and also very exciting. I find it interesting, anyway. Every day here is like an adventure.


The Ghost of Liza Veliz fell in love with New Toulouse at first sight. She publishes books by various authors; find them at her reading cafe on Shotgun Row.

Godenot limps back to town

by on Sunday, October 19th, 2014

Mayor Henri Godenot returned from his annual hunting trip this week, and his appearance has led to speculation of the wildest sort. The fresh air and exercise seem to have done nothing to improve his health, and on the rare occasions he has been seen around town, he has been hobbling along with the aid of a cane.
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I contacted City Hall to ask about the mayor’s health and was sent the following statement:

“Thank you for all of the kind wishes and concern for my health. I’m limping from a simple injury I got while hunting. Like a muscle strain or a turned ankle. But not anything serious, like a stabbing or a gunshot wound. That’s it. Nothing serious at all.”

We wish you a speedy return to health, Mr. Mayor, and hope you will be more cautious in the future—some of those wildcats can be mighty mean.


Frances Lava lives quietly in the cemetery district, where she mourns her lost youth. If anyone has seen said youth, please send him back.

Finding New Toulouse

by on Sunday, September 28th, 2014

Before I moved to New Toulouse that October five years ago, my name wasn’t RMarie Beedit. In fact, it wasn’t anything at all yet. You see, I only grabbed this moniker hastily so I could procure a train ticket.

My first stop was in an empty city. The city was full of steel and asphalt and underground tunnels, and it was named Manhattan Island. The only two beings I encountered there were inside of a small house. They were reptilian creatures sitting together on a couch in front of a glowing box, chatting in a mysterious language. They never said anything to me. I lurked hopefully in front of that house on a patch of pavement with a fetid pool next to it. There was a mattress on the ground there, where I slept a few nights before catching another train.

For a while I bounced from city to city. The Imperial City, Old New York, Athens, Rivendell. During this time my dreams felt like a pitch-dark cave where a distant drip echoes. “Where is the drip? Should I try to find it?”

In every city at that time, I noticed one commonality other than the occasional drive-bys by hucksters and oafs: Halloween decorations. It was as though all the cities had held a formal confab in the sky and agreed that Halloween is a universal cause for celebration and vividness. I was always greeted by herky-jerky ghosts and skeletons, fat orange glowing pumpkins, fall leaves, and hooting owls, all placed with such care or even zeal—but never by people. Little bats flitted out and surprised this lone explorer in a rush of warm, mad company. Someone was indeed here, and someone will be here again, but nobody is here now. And it’s going to be Halloween. Where are you going?

Finally my shoes wore out. I decided to gel my identity a bit more by looking for some long-lasting duds. Perhaps a hat as well, to ward against those wayward drips. I landed at the Curious Seamstress in New Toulouse. At that moment, it was an empty city too. But the original green Tarantula Arms with its rows of tiny, stuffy striped rooms was a comfort. I imagined a lonely working girl or fellow in each of them—Americana, a touch of squalor, an urban box; it was nearly like a real home I sometimes knew. 

One fine morning in New Toulouse as I practiced walking down the street in my Daughter of Shanghai getup. I noticed someone quickly scurrying out of a building: a dapper fellow with round glasses. “Hello!” he called, rushing toward me.

“Good morning,” I said back.

He shuffled along, tipping his hat, and asked, “Would you like to have coffee?”

It was the first time in two weeks, since getting on that first train, that I encountered somebody sentient and without apparent diabolical intentions. We had coffee, we rode an airship, and I was home. 
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Here’s to our kind mayor, who greeted this wayward soul five years ago. And to a happy Halloween!


RMarie Beedit is the proprietor of Argonaut Travel on Shotgun Row in New Toulouse, and of Weeds, across the street.

New pitcher for the Pelicans

by on Sunday, September 7th, 2014

Calling a hasty press conference on the Mama Cree, the mayor announced the newest acquisition for the New Toulouse Pelicans baseball team: Miss Colette Basile. His intention that she start as pitcher surprised everyone. 
 
Standing all of five feet tall, with flashing eyes and perfect skin, and attired in a pearl-colored evening gown, Miss Colette bore no resemblance to any baseball player anyone had ever seen. Mr. Godenot announced her statistics: “She has really big stats, like three thousand or ninety-nine or something like that. I forget, but they’re up there. She can bat left or right, and throws right. Not a real power hitter, but she can throw, and she can steal.”
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Miss Basile permitted a few pictures, requesting that the eager photographers send her the nice ones for her baseball card. She flashed her winning smile and said, “You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. And you gotta play it one day at a time. Except when it rains.”
 
The mayor and the ball player left the press conference together, holding hands.
 
The mayor has done some weird things before, but this time he has gone too far. Nobody trades for a pitcher in September. Especially when they don’t own a team, or a ballpark for them to play in.


 
Jack Mondieu is on the ball and off the wagon.

Air festival a soaring success

by on Tuesday, June 3rd, 2014

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This old bird has seen many things, especially since that crazy Doctor Avalon came to town. People came from New Babbage and from all around New Toulouse to see her latest flight of fancy: the air festival. They danced on the roof of the hospital, with music from DJ Q. Airships, balloons, and even flying turtles and rocket suits took flight. Mayor Henri somehow hung four pylons in the sky and made the people race counter-clockwise around them. There were two categories: “Airship” and “Anything Goes.” The winners of the initial heats were as follows:

• Airship, first heat: Kimika Ying
• Airship, second heat: Komnene
• Anything Goes, first heat: Grendel
• Anything Goes, second heat: Callidus Waydelich

Miss Komnene (New Toulouse) and Miss Ying (New Babbage) faced off in the “Airship” championship round, and Miss Komnene won. The “Anything Goes” final round featured Callidus Waydelich (New Babbage) and Grendel (New Toulouse), with Mr. Waydelich somehow taking the prize despite (or because of) being drunk. Winners received L$1,000 each, and runners-up received L$200. Honorable mention goes to Lea, Arijah Ankh Khalid-Zyn, Karima Hoisan, RMarie Beedit, Cherry Larkspur, Pazzo Pestana, and Solace Fairlady.

All in all, this flight of fancy brought some life to New Toulouse.


Avis Picayune is a tough old bird.

Photo credit: Maggie Hawksby.

Letter to the editor

by on Saturday, May 10th, 2014

From the Office of the Mayor
Saturday, May 10

Dear Tattler,
 
Sorry about the fishwrapper comment.
 
We still don’t know what all of this number stuff on the radio means.
 
You will recall Miss Theriot discovered that the mysterious numbers on the radio had changed, and thinking it had something to do with coded messages, she sent us both number sequences. I asked for help in decoding them. So far no one has made any progress in decoding either sequence.
 
Maybe we’re missing something, so let’s try again. Here are the numbers from Miss Theriot’s notes, with the strange double zeros and pauses and all.

The first message:
1, 40, 50, 50, 4 … 0, 11, 91, 90, 91, 92, 00, 11, 40, 30, 5 … 1, 61, 20, 50, 11, 90, 5 … 0, 80, 51, 21, 6 (long pause, repeat)
 
The second message:
0, 12, 02, 00, 51, 31, 62, 0 … 1, 41, 5 … 1, 20, 11, 40, 40, 91, 40, 7 … 0, 80, 51, 80, 5 (long pause, repeat)
 
Miss Theriot thought the long pause was the end of the sequence. Maybe the other pauses are the ends of words?
 
Please help if you can. I’ll pay L$2,500 to the first person who can decode both of them, or half of that if someone decodes one.
 
—Henri