Posts Tagged ‘parades’

Tardy krewe parades during Lent

by on Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

Residents of New Toulouse were alarmed this evening when a sudden, unannounced parade occurred in the city.

Krewe Van Winkle apparently slept through Mardi Gras and decided to parade without a permit during Lent. The disorganized parade led many locals to arm themselves, fearing some kind of invasion or unusual zombie activity; when the krewe paraded through the actual cemetery, this did not help matters. But shortly after tripping through the tombs, Krewe Van Winkle declared the parade at an end and dispersed.


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.

Samedi Gras parade movie

by on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

The talented Miss Natascha Randt has done it again, capturing sights from yesterday’s parade.

Samedi Gras parade report

by on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

New Toulouse Samedi Gras,
An Island of Joy Between Nights of Despair

I heard the drums outside before I could pry my eyes open. I listened for a minute, trying to figure out where I was. Were they Namib? Zulu? Haida?

Zulu, I was sure they were Zulu. As the fog between my ears began to clear, I realized I was on a featherbed, not grass. And the room was hot. Not dry hot like South Africa, but the hot, wet, smelly heat of New Toulouse, and those drums were not tribal, they were Mardi Gras. Or Samedi Gras, the day of the big parade.

Photographic evidence that mechanical men can dance, at least during Carnival

Photographic evidence that mechanical men can dance, at least during Carnival


I knew I had gotten lucky in the city that forgot to care, when the girl I woke up with was prettier than the one I thought I went to bed with.

Moving carefully so as not to have to explain myself to the pretty redhead next to me, I found my clothes in the dark and slipped them on. Going through her purse, I found two twenties—score! If I add those to the two twenties in my wallet left over from last night, I’ll have … two twenties. Damn, she stole these from me! I checked her voter registration card, to make sure I didn’t know her, or her husband, and nope, never met her before. Whew. Time to meet the sun and get this story written.

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Samedi Gras parade this Saturday

by on Wednesday, February 26th, 2014

The Ancient Order of Carricre will parade through the city on Samedi Gras (Fat Saturday), March 1. The parade, made up of the floats of several different krewes, begins at 12:00 noon SLT.

Miz Carter Denja will act as parade emcee and DJ for the post-parade party in Laveau Square. Afterward, Kari’s Bar & Dance will host a concert by popular musician RoseDrop Rust starting at 2:00 PM.

A spokesman for the AOC declined to disclose the identity of this year’s king or queen.
Samedi-gras-poster


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.

Let the good times roll

by on Sunday, February 16th, 2014

On Saturday, February 15, the good times rolled, they pranced, they hopped, and they danced at the very first Krewe Bayou parade. Wild and wonderful creatures took to the streets of New Toulouse in a Mardi Gras mood; colorful, noisy, weaving, and sometimes colliding, the parade snaked through the streets, bringing joy and beads to those spectators who cheered from the sidelines.

Krewe Bayou forming up to parade

Krewe Bayou forming up to parade (photo by Henri Godenot)


Captain Francesca Alva was the small but mighty leader of the party-pack, gracefully keeping everyone in line (sort of), from the very tall Trombone Creature, who set the pace, to the Toad King bringing up the rear. Paraders included tinies, chariot drivers, a kraken on horseback, equestrian butterflies, a tiny Mayor Godenot, a deep-sea diver in an aquarium, a bird-headed man, and Superman; umbrella dancers added to the magic and the color of the event.

As February 15 was also Hippo Day gridwide, hippopotamus-shaped balloons abounded in the crowd, and King Hippo could be seen holding court in the little yard behind Lafitte’s.

As the parade approached Gloryville, the marching band at the front disappeared, along with the captain and many paraders, but all returned quickly, some wiping foam from their mouths. We can only speculate that it was a planned rehydration break, as the parade continued on as if nothing had happened, finally ending up circling Laveau Square before dissolving into a dance party in the park.

When it was all over, everyone agreed that it was the very best parade that New Toulouse has ever seen. Here is the list of official Krewe Bayou parade participants, as far as we can tell: Captain Fran, the Oh Lord What Is That marching band (Q, Henri, and Liza), Queen Alycia, King Aodhan (aka King Walksintowalls), Queen Guenevere, King Blake, Queen Galatea, Queen Jane, the Toad King (Karima), Queen Kes, King Lawrence, Queen Maggie, King Marcel, and King Pazzo. Countless additional people turned out to join the second line.

Award-winning filmmaker Natascha Randt shot a great movie of the parade. Thanks to Miss Randt, we can keep these memories forever.

After the parade, the Bayou Belle, decked out as an imitation kraken with streamer-tentacles, lifted off from the town square and was seen flying around the city and bayou, its passengers flinging beads and what appeared to be small octopuses onto balconies.

Fireworks at the river (photo by Liza Veliz)

Fireworks at the river (photo by Liza Veliz)


At nightfall, Taloosters who were not yet too drunk assembled at the city docks to ooh and aah at a spectacular fireworks display shot off from the top tier of the steamboat. There were cheers, funny comments, and admiration for the awesome display. Spectators were witness to a twenty-minute finale, something that is rarely seen outside China.

Everyone went home to change out of their dusty costumes and take showers before the big celebratory dance at Kari’s Bar and Dance later that night. Bluesman Jimmyt Dukes entertained an enthusiastic and appreciative audience of over fifty revelers. Balloons and confetti rained down on the club, the liquor flowed, and a few opium pipes could be seen turning the air a cloudy, dreamy blue.

Dancing to JimmyT at Kari's (photo by Karima Hoisan)

Dancing to JimmyT at Kari’s (photo by Karima Hoisan)


The after-party at Kari’s went on a few hours more, until finally a naked neighbor (not mentioning any names) rode in on a horse (possibly another neighbor), ran over a few customers, and went out the dock door. The party wound down at the end of, as Mayor Godenot commented, “the best day we have ever had in New Toulouse.”


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, would like to thank all those who contributed to this story; also he is seeking a good headache cure.

Krewe Bayou parade movie

by on Saturday, February 15th, 2014

The amazing Miss Natascha Randt has done it again, capturing sights from New Toulouse’s latest parade. Thank you, Miss Nat!

Krewe Bayou parade this weekend

by on Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Krewe Bayou will parade in the city this Saturday starting at 12:00 noon SLT. The theme of the parade, which will begin at the riverboat dock area, is “Wild and Wonderful Creatures,” and the public are invited to show up and second line—dancing umbrellas are available at the French Market freebie stall—or just make merry, cheer on the krewe, and call for beads and other parade throws. Music will be provided by the Oh Lord What Is That marching band.

When asked about this year’s royal court, a shadowy figure calling itself Queen Notakraken responded, “Down with the monarchist hegemony! All Krewe Bayou members are kings and queens now! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!” As this reporter backed away slowly, Notakraken added enigmatically, “Hippos!”
Krewe Bayou Parade512


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.