Posts Tagged ‘clams’

Police Blotter

by on Thursday, April 24th, 2014

A STING OPERATION uncovered a brisk heroin trade occurring at the clam stall at Flanagan’s Fun Fair. One woman who ran the clam stall has been arrested on drug charges. Any “hophead” seeking the potent snuff was able, with the right password and the right amount of cash, to receive it concealed within a serving of clams.

A CONFLAGRATION on the top floor of the No. 23 Firehouse late on Tuesday was brought under control quickly. It is believed that anarchists armed with an infernal device were responsible.

A CARNIVAL WORKER was arrested for operating the “swing boats” ride while intoxicated.