Posts Tagged ‘Mardi Gras’

Let the good times roll

by on Sunday, February 16th, 2014

On Saturday, February 15, the good times rolled, they pranced, they hopped, and they danced at the very first Krewe Bayou parade. Wild and wonderful creatures took to the streets of New Toulouse in a Mardi Gras mood; colorful, noisy, weaving, and sometimes colliding, the parade snaked through the streets, bringing joy and beads to those spectators who cheered from the sidelines.

Krewe Bayou forming up to parade

Krewe Bayou forming up to parade (photo by Henri Godenot)


Captain Francesca Alva was the small but mighty leader of the party-pack, gracefully keeping everyone in line (sort of), from the very tall Trombone Creature, who set the pace, to the Toad King bringing up the rear. Paraders included tinies, chariot drivers, a kraken on horseback, equestrian butterflies, a tiny Mayor Godenot, a deep-sea diver in an aquarium, a bird-headed man, and Superman; umbrella dancers added to the magic and the color of the event.

As February 15 was also Hippo Day gridwide, hippopotamus-shaped balloons abounded in the crowd, and King Hippo could be seen holding court in the little yard behind Lafitte’s.

As the parade approached Gloryville, the marching band at the front disappeared, along with the captain and many paraders, but all returned quickly, some wiping foam from their mouths. We can only speculate that it was a planned rehydration break, as the parade continued on as if nothing had happened, finally ending up circling Laveau Square before dissolving into a dance party in the park.

When it was all over, everyone agreed that it was the very best parade that New Toulouse has ever seen. Here is the list of official Krewe Bayou parade participants, as far as we can tell: Captain Fran, the Oh Lord What Is That marching band (Q, Henri, and Liza), Queen Alycia, King Aodhan (aka King Walksintowalls), Queen Guenevere, King Blake, Queen Galatea, Queen Jane, the Toad King (Karima), Queen Kes, King Lawrence, Queen Maggie, King Marcel, and King Pazzo. Countless additional people turned out to join the second line.

Award-winning filmmaker Natascha Randt shot a great movie of the parade. Thanks to Miss Randt, we can keep these memories forever.

After the parade, the Bayou Belle, decked out as an imitation kraken with streamer-tentacles, lifted off from the town square and was seen flying around the city and bayou, its passengers flinging beads and what appeared to be small octopuses onto balconies.

Fireworks at the river (photo by Liza Veliz)

Fireworks at the river (photo by Liza Veliz)


At nightfall, Taloosters who were not yet too drunk assembled at the city docks to ooh and aah at a spectacular fireworks display shot off from the top tier of the steamboat. There were cheers, funny comments, and admiration for the awesome display. Spectators were witness to a twenty-minute finale, something that is rarely seen outside China.

Everyone went home to change out of their dusty costumes and take showers before the big celebratory dance at Kari’s Bar and Dance later that night. Bluesman Jimmyt Dukes entertained an enthusiastic and appreciative audience of over fifty revelers. Balloons and confetti rained down on the club, the liquor flowed, and a few opium pipes could be seen turning the air a cloudy, dreamy blue.

Dancing to JimmyT at Kari's (photo by Karima Hoisan)

Dancing to JimmyT at Kari’s (photo by Karima Hoisan)


The after-party at Kari’s went on a few hours more, until finally a naked neighbor (not mentioning any names) rode in on a horse (possibly another neighbor), ran over a few customers, and went out the dock door. The party wound down at the end of, as Mayor Godenot commented, “the best day we have ever had in New Toulouse.”


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, would like to thank all those who contributed to this story; also he is seeking a good headache cure.

What’s Cookin’

by on Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

whats-cookin

King Carrot Cake pour Gigi

One of my favorite activities is walking on the railroad tracks in Bayou. There’s something about those rutted industrial tracks raised above the wilds, the shimmering canal, and the ancient trees beside those humble, rickety old ties. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen anybody maintaining those tracks in almost forty cat years. And if you’re wondering, I’m anything but a cat.

I’m closer to a rabbit, I guess, but only by virtue of my relationship with our neighbor Miss Lapin. Speaking of whom, I’ve been seriously worried about her over the past few weeks. Ever since the publication of a certain vegan fettuccine recipe, that rabbit seems to be suffering a nutritional deficiency due to a diet consisting almost solely of alligator pears.

Of course, aside from being concerned about her well-being and girth, I’m also feeling a bit responsible. After all, not everyone has common sense when it comes to sound nutrition, plus rabbits are delicate creatures; too many sweets, and they’re down for the count. Too much fat, and they look more like hedgehogs than hares.

So I consider it my duty to influence a change in regimen, and what better time to do it than just before Mardi Gras?

Please note: this recipe is not only vegan, but it also glutenless, since I can’t bear to use or hear the term “gluten-free” again. AAAAGH.


Glazed Carrot KING CAKE
(adapted from a recipe on theveganscreen.blogspot.com)

1 cup oats
1 1/2 cups buckwheat flour
1 1/2 cups date sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/3 cup cooked and peeled sweet potato
1 cup vanilla soy milk or vanilla almond milk
3/4 cup olive oil
1 cup water
1 cup grated carrot
1/2 cup currants or raisins (optional)
2/3 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
1 baby

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease a regular-sized bundt pan and set aside.

In a food processor, grind the oats into a fine meal. Transfer the oats to a large mixing bowl, and set the food processor aside. Add the buckwheat flour, date sugar, salt, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and nutmeg to the bowl, and stir until combined. In the food processor, add the sweet potato and “milk”; combine until smooth, and add it to the dry ingredients, along with the olive oil and water. Fold in the carrot, and stir until the batter is combined. Fold in the raisins and walnuts. Transfer the mixture to the bundt pan, and smooth out the batter with the back of a spoon. Bake the cake for approximately 35 minutes, or until a knife or toothpick comes out clean. Cool the cake in the pan for about 30 minutes, then carefully flip the cake out onto a plate. Allow it to cool for about an hour.

Tuck the baby into the cake so that it is hidden.

For the glaze, combine:

2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup refined coconut oil
2 tablespoons non-dairy milk
1 pinch salt

Split the glaze into thirds, and add a drop of purple, green, or yellow food coloring to the individual portions. Drizzle the glaze over the cake, and cover the cake until ready to serve; refrigerate any leftovers.


Once a Bayou bait shop owner serving the best leeches and pie, these days Miss RMarie Beedit can be found in the St. Louis Cemetery, looking for night crawlers and shiny pennies.

Krewe Bayou parade this weekend

by on Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Krewe Bayou will parade in the city this Saturday starting at 12:00 noon SLT. The theme of the parade, which will begin at the riverboat dock area, is “Wild and Wonderful Creatures,” and the public are invited to show up and second line—dancing umbrellas are available at the French Market freebie stall—or just make merry, cheer on the krewe, and call for beads and other parade throws. Music will be provided by the Oh Lord What Is That marching band.

When asked about this year’s royal court, a shadowy figure calling itself Queen Notakraken responded, “Down with the monarchist hegemony! All Krewe Bayou members are kings and queens now! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!” As this reporter backed away slowly, Notakraken added enigmatically, “Hippos!”
Krewe Bayou Parade512


Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.

Parade a success despite obstacles

by on Monday, February 11th, 2013

Mardi Gras came early this year, but not a moment too soon for New Toulouse, already riding high on the crest of a wave. A new mayor, a new ferry, a new spirit of optimism—what better way to celebrate than a parade? And if Taloosters weren’t exactly in the mood for forty days of penance, Carnival was a great way to usher in the spring.

The ferry company had laid on extra boats to cope with the influx of folk from Bayou and all over the grid. Thankfully there was no sign in the city of the zombie activity that has plagued Bayou of late; any concerns that some of the living dead might sneak onto the ferries had been laid to rest by the stringent measures put in place by the company to avoid such a situation. A company representative declined to comment when asked if it was true that some Taloosters were unable to prove that they were alive to the captain’s satisfaction.

Mayor Henri Godenot welcomed visitors, saying, “We hope you have a wonderful time at our most important holiday, and the chapel will be open at midnight for your confessional convenience!” He subsequently invited Miss Maggie Hawksby of the Place du Voudon to say a blessing. This concluded with, “And you, Oshun, and Erzulie Dantor and Erzulie Freda, give special blessings on the community, for harmony, peace, and love. May this Mardi Gras be a season of celebration and happiness, and may the sense of joy and community continue throughout the coming year. Grant us your bendiciones, loas, santos, y orishas mios!

Unfortunately the weather let us down, and when a warm front met a cold behind, the result was a lag system that hunkered down over the city for most of the afternoon. But nothing can dampen a Talooster’s spirit for long, and soon various impromptu parties sprang up where we were joined by out-of-towners who were determined to see the parade if it took all day. As Miss Mint so rightly said, “We’re enjoying ourselves. That’s all that matters.”

At last the lag lifted enough for the parade to begin. Sadly not all of the floats were able to take part: absent were Miss Shashi Moonwing’s Critters float and Arik Metzger’s Circus float with its tentacled creatures. The original parade order went by the board as Holocluck Henly, captain of the Bleu Krewe of Maison Bleu, rolled his cheerful Jazzy the Cat float around Laveau Square to the strains of La Chanson de Mardi Gras and to cheers from the people who had waited so long for the festivities to begin. Dancing on the float were Miss Mint and Miss Poesie Button.

After the parish police department arrested some visitors who attempted to disrupt the proceedings, the mayor’s Krewe de Zombies got under way, the mayor almost unrecognizable in his costume. Accompanying him were a bevy of beauties: Miss Karima Hoisan, who has made a welcome return to New Toulouse, Miss Soto Hax, and Miss Gardenia Malheur in a stunning showgirl costume.

Next was Krewe des Flambeaux, like Krewe de Zombies in its fourth year. The float’s creator, Jake Wikifoo, was sadly unable to be with us, and Pazzo Pestana took over the captain’s role, saying, “His [Jake’s] legacy of artistic creativity will be evident in the Flambeaux float and the many banners he produced.” Krewe members Miss Maggie Hawksby, Miss Kestrel Sorrowsong, Miss Ninah Highsmith, and Miss Francesca Alva whirled and twirled, while Tony Highsmith assisted with the driving.

Following hard on the heels of Flambeaux was the Krewe of Bast, another of the original New Toulouse krewes. Celebrating Chinese New Year as well as Mardi Gras, their display took the form of a scarlet lion operated by Jimmeh Obolensky, another wanderer returned to his hometown, and krewe captain Miss Nikita Weymann, whose long-awaited return to New Toulouse has been celebrated by all. They were accompanied by cheongsam-clad dancers Miss Nnara Fenstalker (also back in New Toulouse after a lengthy absence), Miss Zenobia Pearl, and Miss Kristine Jinx-Kristan. Regular readers of this paper will recall that it was Miss Kristine who alerted authorities to the unauthorized presence of the Urchin Franchyzes stall. It may be the Year of the Snake, but for Miss Niki and New Toulouse, it is most certainly the Year of the Cat.

Last but not least came the Krewe of the Articulate with their Theatre of Vampires float. Described by one bystander as “scary,” it was captained by Armand, who would probably revel in that comment. The participants were Miss Mirri Rosca, Daniel Molloy, Riccardo, Maharet, and Marius de Romanus. They were joined by enthusiastic out-of-towners, among them Miss Windyy Lane and Miss Jennylynn Capalini, who had both arrived well before noon and stayed to the finish, saying they were having so much fun.

When all the floats had taken a few turns around the city, it was party time in Laveau Square. Miss Carter Denja, former Algiers resident and long-time New Toulouse favourite, provided the music, having stepped in at the last moment to MC. She told this reporter that New Toulouse was the only real home she’d ever had in Second Life. Mayor Godenot congratulated Captain Pazzo Pestana and announced, “Congrats, Pazzo! Capitan de Capitans! You get the Persistence Award!” Miss Niki was elected Mardi Gras Queen by popular acclaim.

A wonderful time was had by all, and here’s to many more fun times in New Toulouse.


Francesca Alva is a resident of New Toulouse and the proprietor of the Green-Eyed Fairy.

Mardi Gras parade movie

by on Monday, February 11th, 2013

Natascha Randt made this great little machinima featuring our parade on Saturday, February 9. Thank you, Miss Randt!

Call to Mardi Gras captains

by on Friday, January 18th, 2013

Call to captains, krewes, Taloosters and tous nos amis:

Captains, please send Pazzo Pestana a list with your krewe name, float theme (optional), and names of riders. Captains and krewe members will be ask to join the New Toulouse Mardi Gras Capitans group to facilitate communication.

Taloosters and others: we welcome mounted participants and units (not sure how multiple horses will perform regarding lag, but they may not be best in side by side) as well as people walking in costume and engaging in the same activities as krewes (throwing beads or other items, carrying flambeaux, etc.)

We will keep a list of unaffiliated participants, in case all the spaces on a given float aren’t occupied.

Since a basic float will be provided to interested individuals (nominal captains of krewes), all that will be needed are some building skills which abound in the Gens de New Toulouse community … take a risk, give it a try!

We will provide a parade package (basic float, throws, related documents) to all captains responding as noted above.

Floats

Maximum dimensions: 8x4x1m platform, vehicle propelled and driven by the captain or an appointee. Height of superstructure should be within reasonable limits—look at the height of buildings in the city and use your judgement.

  • Theme: Open, but should reflect the name and nature of the krewe
  • Colors: Incorporate the traditional Mardi Gras colors of gold, green, purple
  • Limits: The float is a vehicle and must have a prim count of no more than 32
  • Lag: Particles should be avoided, since rezzing them has a cost in server efficiency

A basic float model will be provided to all krewes. The float should be un spectacle lumière, which can be achieved without particles.

Timeline

All submissions to Pazzo Pestana, captain of captains.

  • Submit application (names of captain and krewe members, name of krewe) by January 31.
  • Submit picture of float (for the emcee to announce the correct float) as soon as you have one.
  • February 2: Float test day (captains with floats to meet with captain of captains to familiarize route, float dynamics, etc.)
  • February 9: Floats and krewes in costume should be in the city by 11:00 AM SLT. The region may fill up, and latecomers may not be able to enter.