Bayou Bashers
On an otherwise quiet Monday afternoon in New Toulouse Bayou, a Parish officer making the rounds got quite an eyeful. Four day trippers visiting the bayou were found fornicating in the homes of two different absent inhabitants. The diligent officer blushed when recounting the incident, stating that one violator may have even been a vampire.
Wolf Calls
Gallery owner Ulva Gloom reported the howling of a wolf the last two nights in New Toulouse. “The sound is unmistakable and even calming,” Miss Gloom stated. “Until I realized there was no zoo nearby.” Anyone with any information should call the police immediately.
The Z Word
More zombies have been spotted at the bayou. Bayou residents are advised to carry a blunt object and to remember to aim for the head.
Arrested
A man wearing a large hat was arrested down by the docks for selling counterfeit rubber ducks and harrassing passers-by.