A Sunday Gras proclamation

by Nikita Weymann on February 15th, 2015

It is commanded that the royal constabulary adhere to the following decree:

… that the Parish Constable shall concoct a temporary confinement for incarceration of would-be charlatans, misfits, and emboldened zombies that attempt to seek opportunity in the capital city;

… that the Constable furthermore shall consult with the Mayor of this good city and summon the Parish Council for the consideration of establishing a more suitable and sustainable house of precinct;

… that the Constable shall investigate, locate, and incarcerate the egregious perpetrators that have littered, mucked, and desecrated the capital city with their trash and other oddments of filth.

—King Blake

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