New Toulouse

Anyone wishing to receive L$30,000 and a lifetime of free rent in the New Toulouse parcel of their choice, please visit Kari’s Bar & Dance during the party the evening of January 17, 2014, and say, “Ponchartrain-Pogostick” to Mayor Henri Godenot.

New Toulouse’s own Miss Eugenie Theriot has proposed a very clever experiment to prove or disprove the existence of time travel. She asked the mayor to offer a suitable reward, collectable in the past. Our wise young scholar tells us that if time travel is ever invented, any traveler can just zip on over to the party and collect it.

Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.