New Toulouse

Dear Madam,

While taking my customary stroll through the City the other day I was shocked to notice an unkempt piece of land behind the stables. Not wanting to embarrass Captain P by approaching him in person, I decided to bring it to his attention through the medium of your excellent paper.

I am particularly concerned at the impression this sort of thing will make upon the thousands who visit our City each year. Are we to lose our long-cherished nickname of the Big Seedy, only to be known henceforth as the Big Weedy?

I enclose a snapshot of the offending strip of land.

Yours, etc

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The writer’s full name and address have been supplied to the editor.