New Toulouse

According to a statement issued by the mayor’s office today, the strange glowing mushrooms that infested the bayou have been completely eradicated.

“Thanks to the tireless efforts of our citizens, we have managed to remove the threat of the mushroom Agarica toulousica from New Toulouse and environs,” said Mayor Henri Godenot. “Finally we can all breathe a sigh of relief and return to eating delicious mushroom-based dishes.”

When asked about reports of mysterious “eyeball plant” sightings, Mayor Godenot dismissed them as “hogwash,” adding with a laugh, “I’ve seen just about as many krakens.”

Jack Mondieu, Ace Reporter, is a figment of your imagination.