New Toulouse

The winner of last week’s contest is Miss Trolley Trollop, with the following caption to this photo taken at the Severed Head:

“I told you not to let that monkey play around with the guillotine. How am I supposed to smoke and drink now?”

Miss Trollop wins a L$250 store credit at Ravenwood Arts & Curios! And now to this week’s caption contest:

Send in your caption for the above photograph by June 6. The writer of the best entry, as selected by a top-secret tribunal, will win their choice of any item from Petite Mort. One entry per person, please, and may the wittiest av win! Email your entry to or drop a notecard in the Tattler mailbox.

[Photo credit: Nikita Weymann. Picture taken at Le Petit Gateau.]