Sunday night a large number of zombies rose out of the swamp and attacked the train station before being put down by the constabulary and some heroic armed citizens.
Present and battling the undead horde were Mayor Godenot and Captain Pestana. A woman in a deep blue evening gown also bravely fought the zombies but declined to give her name. An unknown well-dressed man careened into groups of zombies with an automobile before sinking it in the swamp and using a firearm instead. “The police car was just sitting there!” he said.
No accurate count of the shambling dead could be made, but “there was zombie goop all over,” according to an eyewitness. Although some people were injured, luckily no deaths or zombifications occurred.
“The zombies don’t respect law and order,” Captain Pestana told this reporter. Residents are advised to take precautions in case another outbreak occurs. The New Toulouse Citizens Defense League is dispensing free shotguns at the train station.
Gigi Lapin is a resident of New Toulouse Bayou and an aficionado of the finest carrots.