Residents of our fair parish are advised to disregard any lies and rumors regarding the emergency rescheduling of the Krewe du Canard Boat Parade. Apparently, vandals came in the night and attacked the parade floats until they didn’t.
Residents who find half-eaten, mangled pieces of parade floats on their property, on their roofs, and in their trees are welcome to pile them near the paths, throw them back into the bayou, or use them for fuel.
To give the Krewe du Canard time to rebuild, the boat parade will be postponed until Lundi Gras, February 16, at 6:00 PM SLT. People may watch the parade from a safe place, like the city wharf or the lower decks of the Mama Cree.
Fishing and chumming from—and the storage of bait on—floats is strictly prohibited.
A Public Service Announcement from
The Mayor
Henri Godenot is the mayor of New Toulouse. He oversees a tree removal service as a sideline.