New Toulouse

The average man’s idea of church unity is to permit everybody else to join his church.

When you see a girl kissing a dog you ought to remember that the dog doesn’t smoke cigarettes.

A “movie” in which the heroine takes breakfast in bed is no sort of picture for a working girl to see. It makes her hate her L$8 alarm clock.

A British doctor says: “Beware of speedy surgeons.” That’s good advice. Sometimes they turn corners so swiftly in their automobiles that it is hard for a pedestrian to keep from being run over.

It pays to look pleasant, but dentists always look down in the mouth.

Lawyers believe a man should be held innocent until all the technicalities have been exhausted.

You can never tell. The other day we heard a man who chews tobacco railing against limburger cheese.

If the growth of vegetables can be increased 75 per cent by the use of electricity there is hope that some day the pea, which now rolls so coyly from the fork, will be large enough to be jabbed firmly amidships.