Funny that the very fellow who begs a girl for a lock of her hair in the courtship days when he kisses it so fondly will swear like a trooper if he finds one of them in the butter after he is married.
“Billy Sunday Hits Booze”—Headline. Sorry to hear it. Thought he cut it out when he went on the sacred vaudeville circuit.
One reason why mother is stoop-shouldered from doing all the housework alone is because daughter has to practice walking as if she were doubled up with cramps, or people wouldn’t know that she had acquired the debutante slouch.
Some men are even too lazy to indulge in guesswork.
The European war raises the question as to whether the boy who carries the chip on his shoulder or the one who knocks it off starts the fight.
All newly wedded couples vow to tell each other the truth and there are cases on record where they have kept their promises for as long as six months.
There are all sorts of people in the world, including the man who gets a lot of consolation out of the rumor that Jawn Dee Rockefeller can’t eat anything.
Our great-grandfathers get credit for our vices. But we acquire our own virtues.