WANTED
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! Help keep our waterways clear and navigable! Join the water hyacinth abatement campaign. For more information, stop by the Bayou Safety Initiative office at #8 Rue Bayou, New Toulouse.
WHY SHIP YOUR WOOL, hides, furs & wax when you can get just as good prices at home? I will pay Guaranteed St. Louis Prices! At any Station or Landing, please write me before you sell. J. SALOMON, New Toulouse, Louisiana. Telephone NT-409.
FOR SALE
CITY PROPERTIES FOR SALE. See our list on page 7.
HORSE SALE—ABC “pets” with authentic breed characteristics (equine veterinarian verified). Equipment includes saddles (western, side, jockey) and bridles. 100L for most breeds, 500L for special breeds. Horses will be replaced as they sell. See them at the Old Spanish Stable, New Toulouse. Direct any questions to Pazzo Pestana, NT-531.
FOR RENT
WHETHER YOU REQUIRE a storefront in the city or a place to dock in Bayou, you may find the ideal rental property by consulting our list on page 7. Should our vacancies fail to suit your requirements, kindly telephone Lazaire Bienvenu at NT-333.
BEGINNING JANUARY 1, 1918, the Cottage plantation on the Missedabracket river, south of Baton Rouge, containing approximately 1000 acres. In fine condition for rice, cotton and sugar. Apply to or address JAMES J. BAILEY, Baton Rouge, La.
NOTICES
SANITARY NOTICE. The throwing of dead animals and other refuse in the streets and ditches of New Toulouse is prohibited, and persons guilty of doing so will be fined. All householders are urged to help keep the town in a healthful condition by keeping their premises clean and free from rubbish of all descriptions. H. GODENOT, Mayor.
PROTECT OUR WETLANDS! The Bayou Safety Initiative of New Toulouse Parish provides the public with information on staying safe in the swamp and works to halt the spread of dangerous invasive species. Come by our office at #8 Rue Bayou, New Toulouse, and find out more.
MISCELLANEOUS
EATING MEAT builds up your muscle, a juicy steak will make you hustle. With muscle and hustle, THE WORLD IS YOURS. Try Perrineau’s lake cow steak tonight.
IT IS OFT TIMES the unexpected that happens! When unprepared the emergency frequently materializes! We are not Alarmists, only Speakers of the Truth! Do not let the fire alarm sound without a fire insurance in your hands! Mutual Independent Insurance Company, Agricola Fusilier, agt., New Toulouse, La.
THE KAISER IS WAITING to hear from the sale of United States Liberty Bonds. Make your share of that loud noise. Buy today.
INTRODUCE THE EGGS of your morning mealtime to a few strips of our delicious lake cow bacon and you have conjured up a physical joy that will last you thru the day. Our other meats are also palatable, pure and wholesome. JOHN COUGET, Your Butcher.
SWAMP-ROOT is not recommended for everything; but if you have kidney, liver or bladder trouble it may be found just the remedy you need. At druggists in L$1 and L$2 sizes. You may receive a sample size bottle of this reliable medicine by Parcel Post, also pamphlet telling about it. Address A. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N.Y., and enclose ten cents, also mention this paper.
PERSONALS
CITIZENS OF NEW TOULOUSE remember that our grandmothers used to stir their gumbo counterclockwise in the belief that it made for a milder hurricane season. Of course in our modern era we understand that hurricanes are caused by the planet’s Coriolis force affecting the winds of large low-pressure storms, and that no known relationship exists between hurricane intensity and gumbo stirrings, but why risk it?
CELESTINA KNOWS. The Seeker needs only to ask.
I AM A VEGETARIAN, thirty years of age, tall and good-looking, with cultivated and refined tastes, correct habits in every respect, and good family connections. I reside in one of the most pleasant cities in the South, and have been successful in business. I wish a Vegetarian wife, one with dark eyes and hair, with a love of the beautiful, of music, poetry, painting, and the fine arts; and above all, a love of home, and its duties and pleasures. “CHARLES,” care Tattler.
YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS BOUGHT United States Liberty Bonds. Have you?
LOST & FOUND
NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.