New Toulouse

FOR SALE

LAND FOR SALE. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT. Enquire of Mrs. Desboulets, NT-888.

NOTICES

TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS—The Police Jury of New Toulouse Parish calls the attention of Automobile Owners that the speed limit of the Parish is on 25 miles per hour. Violators will be dealt with accordingly. (Signed) H. Bodin, Secty.

NOW PLAYING this week at Dante’s Cinema: Tim Burton’s “Vincent.” Dante’s, 24 rue du Rossignol, New Toulouse.

MISCELLANEOUS

LADIES, WHEN IN NEED of legal or confidential advice why not confer with one of your own sex? Gentlemen also welcome. Contact Alva Investigations, #6, The French Market. Tel: NT-911.

IF YOU SHOULD DIE TONIGHT, would you leave your wife and children protected? A policy in the Mutual Independent Insurance Company is the best protection there is. AGRICOLA FUSILIER, Agent.

NOTICE—First class dressmaking, tailoring and remodeling. Party dresses a specialty. Mesdames Wood and Mouse, NT-855.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

FOR SALE

LAND FOR SALE. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT. Enquire of Mrs. Desboulets, NT-888.

NOTICES

NOW PLAYING this week at Dante’s Cinema: Tim Burton’s “Vincent.” Dante’s, 24 rue du Rossignol, New Toulouse.

MISCELLANEOUS

W. FRANK LECOURT, JR., the Youngest Butcher in Louisiana, dealer in choice beef, veal, pork, mutton and sausage.

NO GOAT INSURANCE? No problem. We can still work with you, on a percentage basis. Call Nocturnal Aviation, dba Banana Importers, NT-102.

IF YOU DON’T FIND WHAT YOU WANT on this page, advertise for it. Don’t delay—run that little ad today. Phone NT-668.

PERSONALS

MARRY IF LONELY—For results, try me. Many wealthy wishing early marriage; very successful, confidential; strictly reliable; years of experience; descriptions free. The Successful club, Mrs. Purdue, Box 550, Oakland, Cal.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

WHAT: Founder’s Day
WHEN: Saturday, March 18, noon

The singer/guitarist Untolerable Bohemian will perform, and presumably the mayor will give a speech (and possibly jump into a bucket). Make for Laveau Square on Saturday and see for yourself.

FOR SALE

LAND FOR SALE. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT. Enquire of Mrs. Desboulets, NT-888.

HELP WANTED

WANTED AT ONCE—25 live wires to sell the Millard’s gum vending coupon penny gum machines in Louisiana, Mississippi, Cuba, South America and Panama. SOL BLOCH, Southern Agent, 36 BARONNE ST.

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

UNCLAIMED LETTERS remaining at Station A, New Toulouse, La., P. O., Thursday, March 9: MEN—Tom Berryhill, Jesse Bowman, Felix Brown, P. Calerona, C. C. Catts, Arshile Clark, Charles Ditmore, Willie Jackson, Dr. L. J. Johnson (3), G. K. McCord, H. Molaison, Thomas L. Rush, Rasberry Tod. WOMEN—Mrs. Rosa Boyer (3), Maria Briscoe, Mrs. Annie Mutmeouth, Mrs. Hattie Fields, Mrs. Mary Fisher, Miss Josephine Forrest, Miss Lottie Ladius (2), Mrs. Julia Thomas, Mrs. “Curndy” Thomson, Miss Earline Wilson. —CHARLES JANVIER, P. M., JOS W. DANIELS Supt. Sta. A.

MISCELLANEOUS

NO-DRI, the new library paste. Always ready, never needs water. S-T-I-C-K-S. Get a bottle from PETER RUPP. 15c per bottle.

BICYCLES bought, sold and repaired. Go-Cart tires put on L$1 per set. Gonzales Bicycle Repair and Messenger Service, 110 Carricre Street, Phone NT-468.

EATING MEAT builds up your muscle, a juicy steak will make you hustle. With muscle and hustle, THE WORLD IS YOURS. Try Perrineau’s lake cow steak tonight.

BROWNIE Household Wax for Ironing. A. BALDWIN & CO., LTD.

LOST & FOUND

LOST—On Monday morning about 5:30 a. m. a pay envelope containing ten lindens on Basin street, west of Carricre. This money was the property of a young lady who is compelled to work or her livelihood and to whom this ten lindens means much. The owner of this ten lindens may be reached through the Tattler office.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

Chicago.—Just as he was gazing with interest at a piece of pie, F. K Cosgrove’s glass eye exploded and he fell from his chair to the floor of a restaurant. He was soon revived.

Cosgrove is a farmer who lives near North Vernon and went to Hammond, Ind., on business. While there he ate in a restaurant, and a waitress was just bringing a piece of pie when his eye burst.

The eye had only been obtained a day or two before, and replaced his own eye, which was recently destroyed by an explosion of dynamite.

FOR SALE

STEREOTYPE matrices make the best and cheapest lining for poultry houses. They are 17×23 inches, stronger and more durable than tarred felt, and practically fireproof. L$1 a hundred at the Tattler office.

LAND FOR SALE. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

ROOMS FOR RENT. Enquire of Mrs. Desboulets, NT-888.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

ALL PERSONS having bills against the parish are hereby respectfully requested to present same to the Police Jury on Wednesday preceding the regular monthly meeting, otherwise these bills will not be paid until the following meeting of the Police Jury. H. Bodin, Secretary.

MISCELLANEOUS

WHEN THE TIME COMES that you really need a smuggler, will you want to work with a stranger? Establish an important business relationship today, smuggle something just for fun. Use Nocturnal Aviation, we’ve been carrying secret cargoes for over a fiftieth of a century.

FOR POISONED WOUNDS use Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh.

ICE GOING UP. Have you noticed the daily papers lately where the price of ice has advanced even in cities where there are from 4 to 6 plants? None are charging less than 40 cts. per hundred. Not in New Toulouse will the price go up or the service be permitted to lag. The same price prevails and you also get the purest ice made, and frozen to a degree of satisfaction. Ozone Ice Co., “The Home of Honest Weight.” Telephone NT-368.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

Relive Saturday’s fun, thanks to Natascha Randt!