New Toulouse

FOR SALE

CEMETERY PLOT—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

FOR RENT

HOUSE FOR RENT on Old Bayou Road. Inquiries to Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

AUTOMOBILE FOR RENT by the trip or day. Night and day service. E. N. RESWEBER.

NOTICES

NOTICE. Several young cows to exchange for beeves or calves. Must be fat. ALBERT DOMINIQUE.

MISCELLANEOUS

BLOWED UP! Have you ever felt like your feet were “Blowed Up”? Sometimes men come in here and say “I’m all in, I just can’t stand my feet hurting like they do.” Usually they are not wearing WALK-OVER SHOES and after we look their feet over and select a pair of nice soft kid or kangaroo shoes of the right shape for them they are able to “sail merrily along,” for we do know how to sell shoes RIGHT—that is the proper shoe for the particular foot. DREYFUS, INC.

BUGGIES—We are expecting a Full Car of Buggies. If you are in need of anything in that line, be sure to give a call and see what we have to offer. E. N. RESWEBER.

LOST & FOUND

LOST LADIES’ WATCH—Finder return to Tattler office and receive reward.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

A CALLER REPORTED that a man was pulling a bush out of the ground. Police determined that the man was weeding.
PATROLMEN BELL AND CHRISTEN made a good capture Wednesday evening at 5:15 o’clock when at Royal Street and Wikifoo Way, they caught Wm. Mars, 37 years old, and Caroll Varnado, 19 years old, in the act of attempting to dispose of a lot of brass, lead, and copper material which is believed to have been stolen. Mars claimed to have purchased the stuff at points along the river from St. James to New Toulouse, but the pair told so many conflicting tales that they are not believed at all. The material was brought to New Toulouse in a skiff, which it is thought may also have been stolen, as neither prisoner lives in this vicinity. Mars is said to be an ex-convict and, when charged so by the police, admitted that he served two years in the penitentiary for breaking into a grocery at Baldwin, La. Recorder Goff imposed the usual sentence of L$10 and twenty days and nine days additional in order to hold the suspects pending further investigation of the case.

A MAN ARRIVED HOME from vacation and could not open his safe; he said that someone had changed the combination, possibly using witchcraft.

FOR SALE

FINALLY CLEANED OUT the wardrobe and am offering some stuff in Mystery gachas outside Gloryville Bookstore, corner of Royale and Rossignol. Money goes entirely to my rents. Promise. I will not buy cigarettes with it!

CEMETERY PLOT—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

NEW VELOCIPEDES—Assorted sizes in all metal with rubber tires, 2.40 to 4.00 at Toulouse Stores Company.

FOR RENT

[rented] STOREFRONT FOR RENT. 26 Basin street, on car line. Inquiries to Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

SITUATIONS WANTED

MAN WANTS PLACE to do light work for board and room and small wages. P-2, Tattler.

NOTICES

TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS—The Police Jury of New Toulouse Parish calls the attention of Automobile Owners that the speed limit of the Parish is on 25 miles per hour. Violators will be dealt with accordingly. (Signed) H. Bodin, Secty.

MISCELLANEOUS

SOME OF YOUR YOUNGSTERS may not spend a “sane Fourth” and become all bunged-up. The wise thing to do is to have in your house beforehand a stock of bandages, soothing ointments, liniment, and all kinds of our antiseptic “safeguards” against blood poisoning. Using an infected old rag to dress a wound may kill “your boy.” These “safeguards” and our household remedies are good things to have in the home all the time. Now is the time to get them. Deal with us and “rely” on what you buy. WILLIAMS DRUG CO.

WHERE IS THE MAN who does not enjoy a good piece of cheese as a relish? Men! Is there any good reason for you not dropping in at Solari’s on your way home and selecting the cheese you prefer? You’ll find the one you want here. In fact, if you are very particular this is probably the only place in New Toulouse where you will find it.

LOST & FOUND

NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

On Sunday, June 12, New Toulouse Tinies and Team ACTS welcomed Tinies (and Biggies) from near and far to the Tiny Dance in Aid of Relay for Life. This popular annual event was instigated by our own Eilidh McCullough six years ago and was first held at le Vieux Canal in Algiers. Older residents will have fond memories of this establishment and remember the terrible storms of December 1913 that swept away the entire Algiers region. The Green-Eyed Fairy in New Toulouse hosted the event thereafter.

This year, the venue changed. Thanks to the generosity of Miz Niki and the untiring efforts of New Toulouse’s feistiest Tiny, Miss Gigi Lapin, New Toulouse Tinies finally acquired their own club: the Tiny Social Aid & Pleasure Club in Red Drum Place.

Manfred “Owlbear” Hancroft once again provided the music, and we all enjoyed his “Totally Legit” songs. Team ACTS captain Olde Eldemar displayed an unexpected talent as the city’s newest self-appointed “professor” and tickled the ivories to great effect.

Mayor Henri was there, doubtless relieved that he could still attend the dance in his official capacity.

The good times certainly rolled, and our Tiny contribution was a huge L$25,000.

More pictures by our own Miss Pie can be seen on page 7.

Miss Frances Lava lives in Basin Street and is founder and president of the newly formed Raccoons Out of New Toulouse campaign.

FOR SALE

STEREOTYPE matrices make the best and cheapest lining for poultry houses. They are 17×23 inches, stronger and more durable than tarred felt, and practically fireproof. L$1 a hundred at the Tattler office.

CEMETERY PLOT—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

FOR RENT

RED DRUM PLACE—Room for rent in strictly modern building. Entrance via courtyard. Telephone Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

ARR! Doctor Avalon wishes to remind ye that on 6/20 at 6-8 pm, there is going to be a Pirate ball in the Cup and Harrr er Cup and Harp dining room. Yes Dj Maddox will be there. Pirate dress encouraged! Rum will flow, and perhaps a little Blood. ARR!

MISCELLANEOUS

YOU OUGHT TO wear our furnishings. Come in and buy a complete clothes outfit from us—suit, hose, underwear, shirts, ties, everything—and there will not be a “false note” in the harmony of your dress. Dressing well is an art. We know how to dress you artistically and “we’ve got the goods” with which to do so. The PROUD FEELING we will make you have will help you gain greater success. Altho we sell goods HIGH in QUALITY, they are, for the quality given, LOW in price. HARRY, the TAILOR. “Your Credit Is Good.”

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

WANTED

CATTLE IN EXCHANGE—I have two car loads of mules, mares and horses which I will exchange for cattle and allow from six to eight months time in which to deliver cattle. I will deliver the horse stock immediately. This proposition is open only to reliable parties with good recommendations and references. For full particulars and further information address SIXTO GARCIA, SR., San Diego, Texas.

FOR SALE

POTATO PLANTS for sale. Triumph and Dooley Yams, L$1.00 per thousand. J. M. BOOKTER, Box 232, St. Francisville, La.

CEMETERY PLOT—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

FINE COMBINATION MARE for sale. She’s a thing of beauty and will be a joy forever. J. G. MULLER.

FOR SALE—The best pea, “Groit,” pure seed L$2.00 here; earlier than the Whippoorwill; yield about double; 50 pounds (enough to plant 4 acres) postpaid L$2.50. E. E. McGehee, Pinckneyville, Miss.

FOR RENT

FOR RENT—Small riverside house in New Toulouse Bayou. Telephone Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

RED DRUM PLACE—Room in strictly modern building. Entrance via courtyard. Telephone Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

WANTED—One boy 13 to 18, immediately, in your town. Be first to answer; important. Good pay. Wheel useful but not essential. Cone, 4509 Magnolia avenue, Chicago.

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

ALL PERSONS having bills against the parish are hereby respectfully requested to present same to the Police Jury on Wednesday preceding the regular monthly meeting, otherwise these bills will not be paid until the following meeting of the Police Jury. H. Bodin, Secretary.

DOCTOR AVALON wants you to know that there will not be a toga party this week, as he had one last week. However, on the 20th, we invite you to enjoy a special party at the Cup and Harp, with a theme of “pirate Invasion.” Dust off your hats and cutlasses for this one.

MISCELLANEOUS

MR. YOUNG MARRIED MAN: Safety first. Investigate the benefits you can derive from membership in the WORKINGMEN’S UNION AND BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION. Ask any member or address W. C. ANDRY, Rec. Sec., 46 Royal Street, NEW TOULOUSE.

EATING MEAT builds up your muscle, a juicy steak will make you hustle. With muscle and hustle, THE WORLD IS YOURS. Try Perrineau’s lake cow steak tonight.

WAGONS—Complete line of single and double THORNHILL wagons. Every wagon guaranteed to make good or I will. A. S. Anderson. Phone NT-754.

LOST & FOUND

FOUND—Near Lafitte’s, odd shoe. Call at Tattler office and pay for ad.

NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.

Baton Rouge, La., May 27.—Chickens of all species are sacred henceforth.

To appropriate one, be it feathered or not, is a felony under the terms of a bill of which Representative John L. Kelly gave notice in the House Monday.

But Dr. Kelly does not stop at that. His bill includes all domestic animals, whatever that means, nor does he draw any line to show whether the theft must be committed when the animals are alive, so that the thief who first killed his prey and then stole it would be equally guilty.

Chickens, dressed and otherwise, are therefore protected.

In addition Dr. Kelly wishes to save our tempers, wherefore he makes it a felony even to get a man’s goat.

In the title alone of the bill he provides for the protection of chickens, turkeys, ducks, geese, hogs, sheep, goats and dogs. What the bill itself will contain is being looked forward to by members with eager anticipation.