Talk of the Town

by Nikita Weymann on May 12th, 2014

Are you scared of Tunnel Man?

Kristine Jinx-Kristan: I don’t believe in him. I think it’s just a tale that they tell to keep girls at home after dark.

Jane Moreaux: Generally, people—or monkeys—who resort to misogyny are cowards themselves. I am not going to beat my chest and holler that I am not afraid of him, because that kind of behavior invites trouble.

Fr. Jose-Eusebio Camara: There is nothing that is human that can frighten us.

Arijah Ankh Khalid-Zyn: Nah.

Poppy Valentine: I was just reading about him in old Tattlers. I ain’t too scared since he likes dark-haired ladies and I’ve got yellow hair.

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