Posts Tagged ‘Fishmas’

Merry Christmas, New Toulouse

by on Friday, December 18th, 2015

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Merry Christmas from the staff of the New Toulouse Tattler! (And happy Fishmas from the editor.) The Tattler will resume publication in the coming year.

Mondieu Reviews

by on Saturday, December 20th, 2014

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New Toulouse on a Budget

Various locations
New Toulouse

Woke up at predawn with a terrible thirst. I’m at the Hôtel Sur le Toit, a Gloryville rooftop flop. Drank a couple cups of joe and breakfasted on marshmallows roasted over a burning Christmas tree. Need water or something, maybe some toast. Checked my pockets: L$30, less L$10 now for the room and board. At the alleyway entrance to the hotel, some derelict has set up house in a crate. My accommodations last night were practically posh in comparison.
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Passing by Lafitte’s. Ugh, fish nog is responsible for the evil elves tapdancing behind my eyeballs. I’d tell Morty the barkeep to go to hell, except I think he has a vacation spot there already. Anyway I can’t afford hair of the dog right now.
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