Posts Tagged ‘crawfish’

Letter to the editor

by on Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

Madam Editor,

I write today with the happy news of the return of my lost pet. My home was a sad and lonely place while Jimbo was gone, and I feared I would never see him again. But thanks to Mrs. Ethel Varnish, finally we have been reunited. Miz Ethel found my poor, confused crawfish wandering in a back alley and brought him to the Tattler offices. Jimbo is recovering at home and doing just fine.

Thanks to all for the warm wishes and assistance, and thanks especially to that dear lady Miz Ethel. This city just wasn’t the same while she was on her travels, and it’s wonderful to have her back.

Sincerely,

Gigi Lapin
The Big Tree
New Toulouse Bayou

Fishy business in the city

by on Tuesday, October 14th, 2014

As I was taking my customary stroll around the French Market the other day, I noticed Crawdy’s, a recently opened seafood restaurant. Feeling hungry after my walk, I decided to see what this establishment had to offer.

My first impressions were favorable—the place was clean, bright, and fresh. I sincerely hoped that this was reflected in the food. My order was taken by a somewhat vacant-looking youth, and I wondered what might turn up on my plate.

Waiting for my meal, I noticed an old copy of the Tattler. As I leafed through the classified ads, my eye was caught by a heartfelt appeal from Miss Gigi Lapin asking if anyone had found her pet crawfish, Jimbo, who had disappeared near the docks. I recalled the numerous posters I had seen around town with a picture of the missing creature.

At that moment my meal arrived, and despite the boy’s gormless appearance, my “Crawdy’s Surprise” was everything I could have hoped for. As I chewed hungrily on the tasty crawfish, my mind turned again to poor Miss Gigi and her loss. A shocking thought occurred to me, but I decided to wait until I had cleared my plate before considering it further.

Miss Alva, engaged in a liberal application of hot sauce

Miss Alva, engaged in a liberal application of hot sauce


After a second helping, I asked the boy where he got his supplies. Becoming suddenly shifty, he mumbled that someone called Miz Vee took care of all that. Hardly surprised that he was not the owner of the diner but “juss the mannijah,” I asked him who owned the place. He told me that he had been shucking oysters on the docks one day and watching the unloading of a freighter from San Francisco. An elderly lady was particularly anxious about some crates and shouting at the longshoremen to be careful with her merchandise. The boy could not read what was written on the sides of the crates, because it was in Chinese characters (or maybe because he couldn’t read, period), but seeing the stencil of a smoking pipe, he assumed that she was in the tobacco industry. She gave a long sigh and said that it was good to be home. Noticing the boy, she asked him what in tarnation he was doing staring at a lady, and then to his surprise offered him a job at the diner.

Who is the mysterious lady behind Crawdy’s?

What are the ingredients of “Crawdy’s Surprise”?

Will Miss Gigi and her beloved Jimbo ever be reunited?


Francesca Alva is the proprietor of the Green-Eyed Fairy, a select establishment in the Rue du Bayou. She is entirely unconnected with Frankie’s, a miserable juke joint on the old site of the infamous Tarantula Arms.

Pet of the Week

by on Saturday, April 5th, 2014

Jimbo is allergic to corn, and owner Gigi Lapin asks that he not be given bourbon.

Jimbo the crawfish is fond of dancing but allergic to corn, and owner Gigi Lapin asks neighbors to please avoid giving him bourbon.

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