New Toulouse

How to lower the price of eggs? Keep a hen.

Now a prune trust. Is there no help for the boarding house?

And why is it that a man generally becomes crusty after he accumulates a lot of dough?

Living for one’s country would seem to be more satisfactory than dying for it, but who knows?

A scientist says the skunk is one of man’s best friends. And you always know where to find the little fellow.

One philosopher will tell you that money talks; another that silence is golden. It is not always possible to reconcile maxims.

Many of us have been getting along without Russian caviar since the war began and yet have not experienced any severe suffering.

Thanks to the wireless, the world can pick up unconfirmed rumors of any sort almost anywhere.

Europe need not have gone to the trouble of getting up a fresh supply of picturesque ruins for Americans to visit.