Bits and Pieces

by Nikita Weymann on October 15th, 2014

Flour is asserted to be cheaper in the West, but that can be corrected by a rise in the yeast.

When some men can’t get onto the front pages any other way, they shoot a neighbor or sue for divorce.

A New Toulouse man has been awarded L$2,500 damages against the city for a sprained ankle. In his testimony he declared as one of his grievances that he had been deprived of the pleasure of dancing for a year, which was a serious loss for him. The city would probably have gone broke if the man had been a poker player and had sprained his wrist.

War in Europe always involves a lot of whiskers.

While radium has failed to cure all the ills that flesh is heir to, or any of them, for that matter, it continues to command a fancy price.

Ambidextrous people will be expected to swat flies with both hands.

“Aviatrix” is such a nice word that the sport ought to become most popular among young women.

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