Bits and Pieces

by Nikita Weymann on February 21st, 2015

We are traveling pretty fast. If you mention “The Pilgrim’s Progress” to the average boy of today he would think you were talking about some new game.

One trouble with this world is that the fellows who are most in need of advice are those who are always trying to give it away.

Some married couples are so considerate of each other in public that they create the impression of playing parts that have been carefully rehearsed.

Lazy farmers are just as useless as dead ones and take up more room.

The silk hat and the Prince Albert coat will never go out of use so long as three out of five men parade on the slightest provocation.

When honesty is merely a good policy it is a poor virtue.

Were it not for women all the men would be savages.

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