Galatea Monday resides corporeally in New Toulouse with her bulldog Al Capone, loads of books, and a few spirits. She also owns and operates the Haunted Jellyfish, New Toulouse’s premiere ghost gallery and studio.
Send your questions to Miss Gala by mailing or dropping a note into the mailbox at our headquarters.
Dear Miss Gala,
I got one of those fancy horses recently, and she stepped on a nail. I removed it and kept her hoof clean, but she’s still limping. What can I do?
Signed,
Charlie Horse
Cher Horse,
This is an old remedy my grandmother taught me, and it works on hoof and foot alike. Get some fresh peach leaves, bruise them, apply to the affected area, and hold in place with soft bandages, such as gently wrapped gauze. Refresh this dressing twice a day, if needed, but I think you’ll find the pain should clear up very quickly.
Chaleureusement,
Miss Gala
Dear Miss Gala,
My sweetheart and I have been together for nearing seven years now, and I figure it’s time to get hitched. I popped the question, and she said no. The way I see it, we’re at a tie here and need a tie-breaker. What do you advise?
Signed,
Half-Hearted
Cher Half,
If your sweetheart said no, don’t flatter yourself by thinking it’s a tie-breaker you need, when it may be a new sweetheart you need. Bon courage!
Chaleureusement,
Miss Gala
Dear Miss Gala,
I’ve just moved into a new home in the city, and I think my neighbor is a human. What should I do?
Signed,
Vlad
Cher Vlad,
Invite her over for dinner, and enjoy.
Chaleureusement,
Miss Gala
Dear Miss Gala,
How to get along with your neighbour when their zombies takes over your garden?
Signed,
Concerned Citizen
Dear CC,
Get a bat and a shovel.
Peace and Love,
Miss Gala